You are sacked, I'm sacking you. Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! Susan: [With a sunny smile] Good morning, Alan, how are you today? Colonel Mustard in the ensuite bathroom with the lead pipe. 24. Urrgh. Lynn Benfield: But if you do, you can keep Pear Tree Productions going with a skeleton staff of two, and Alan Partridge: There's no point finishing the sentence, Lynn, because I am not driving a Mini-Metro. 14. I would have taken it off sooner, but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of the most tanned child in Norfolk I just gave his contact information to social services . Let me tell you something about the Titanic: People forget that on the Titanics maiden voyage there were over 1,000 miles of uneventful and very enjoyable sailing before it hit the iceberg. Its like being inside a huge Foxs Glacier Mint, which, again, is a bonus to me. [Alan makes a long, drawn-out leering noise and giggles. Despite her dedicated, efficient and often demeaning work, Alan treated Lynn with disdain and a lack of care, and paid her a paltry salary. ", 10. It's just, it's in my picture. Alan Partridge: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air? OK, uh small-talk. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. Alan Partridge: That's about right. Alan Partridge: Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. - It's Alan Partridge's Best Quotes - and how you can revisit the classics for free. Alan Partridge: Yeah, I've just been eating some mousse. 23. You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! Yeah, you're definitely sacked. Tony Hayers: There's so many opportunities for a man Alan Partridge: [interrupting] Actually, let-let-let me rephrase that. Alan Partridge: Classic Queen! Yeah. The show follows Partridge as he lives in a roadside hotel, presents a graveyard slot on Norwich local radio, and desperately pitches ideas for new television shows. I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Tony Hayers: [laughs] No! ", 14. Glanalangalangalangalangalang! No, seriously, run. 1 mo. He runs up on to the garage roof. I wasn't an evil person. ", 3. And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames. No. Urrgh. (Not the catchphrase just a thought. Partridges constant acting as if he doesnt need her are a sign of his insecurities, not Lynns worthlessness. Da, da, da - and now a really big bounce right over and I land on my feet. Appearances I am 47 years old; my girlfriend is 33 years old. Alan Partridge: No, that's a bit too far-fetched. Johnson and Johnson. Lost in the depths of despair I tried to figure out what I had done to deserve this. Oh, God no! And that, was a gooooooal! It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint, which again, to me, is a bonus. Michael: Aye. Alan Partridge: No. Range Rover blackened, a little muscle. Go to London! [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. She makes subtle jokes at his expense, and rolls her eyes behind his back, a sounding board for his idiocy. "Alan Attack!". Sure enough, I got into the spirit and played a practical joke on Gibson by getting my assistant to phone him during one of his shows to tell him his elderly mother had had a fall. Alan Partridge: Stand down, at ease you're not in the army anymore. How are you? Alan Partridge: Hello, commuters with your computers. You've been sacked. You see, as a committed animal liker #animals I think very carefully about which animals I am and am not prepared to kill., If I was feeling like a challenge, I'd kick out the plug, turn the taps on and see if I could maintain the exact water level. Satisfying? Lynn isprobably the only person that Alan has been close to in his life for longer than a few months, and while that might sound like a good thing, it also means shes also the only person hes comfortable in controlling and manipulating. I mean, this will put Norwich on the map. There is never any graffiti in the hotel. Jesus. Don't shine that torch in my face, mate. Before that, he was Deputy Editor at NME.COM, overseeing content and development on the London-based music and entertainment site. Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony? Baby, you're the best. Obviously, Partridge is thrilled with the age gap between him and his girlfriend Sonja. A detective series based in Norwich called "Swallow". He's an idiot. Robert Moon: Well, the way things is going, I dunno Alan Partridge: Can you just answer "yes", for the purposes of a joke? Morning! I'm not playing that again. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything] Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Bits come out my shoe. ago. Fairly detailed. You promised that this show would be hot and now you're chatting to three senior citizens." Tim loves music and travel It should contain a torch, a CurlyWurly, a book of stamps, a free digital watch with denim strap, a vodka miniature, a Bic-style razor and a copy of the Daily Express. Alan Partridge: Well, it's just a title, I mean Erm No, uh-uh-uh, opening sequence, me, in Trafalgar Square, feeding the pigeons, going "Oh God!". That is the icing on the cake. Lynn Benfield: Well, Alan, if you want a Rover 200 you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions. Throughout the questions I will be remaining impartial at all times. I've got a girlfriend, she's only 33. Ooooooh, it's a good paper. Alan Partridge: [sniffing it] It's quite nice. During his days at Linton Travel Tavern in the first season of I am Alan Partridge, our hero was often bored. No one had heard of Oxford before Inspector Morse. I wanted to see Roger Moore take on Fiona Fullerton. Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. Two radio and four television series have presented this spoof television and radio presenter through his career - as well as several TV and radio specials, two books, a web series, plus appearances on BBC's Comic Relief and a feature length film Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa. You couldnt make it up. [Lynn tries to speak] No! He was also a writer for Buzzfeed, GQ and The Sunday Times, covering everything from culture to tech and current affairs. He isn't interested]. Here are some of the finest Partridge words of wisdom: On his drinking habits: "All. He doesn't like that. Alan Partridge: Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro. That was soft rock cocaine enthusiasts, Fleetwood Mac. We could be seeing a lot of the behind-the-scenes action of the One Show-esque outing, where she may be steering Partridge through a disastrous second BBC run. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (released as Alan Partridge in the United States) is a 2013 British action comedy film starring Steve Coogan reprising his role as Alan Partridge, a fictional presenter he has played on various BBC radio and television sho. 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. You are someone who has a proven track record for making mostly bad television programs. Alan Partridge: It's good this, isn't it? I can read you like a book. He puts some coins on the bedside cabinet]. Aha! But this isn't BritainThis is der Autobahn! I figure that the more dirt I put in, the more helpful Ive been, and Im about to sweep in a second mound when I look up, my shirt sleeves stained jet brown by cacky soil, and I realise this isnt the done thing. Either way, one of us is going down." Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. Benfield had worked for Partridge since the 1990s. Michael: Er, well, no, I won't out in the morning cos I'm dee'in lates now, right, so I don't come out 'til about two o'clock.
. "Lynn, get rid of her. . Dropped it. There are 15 dealers doing a little of this, a little of that. Who is French for water. I'm very well, thank you, how are you? You may or may not want to deploy these in real life. long time Bit like doing my radio show this, isn't it? Michael: [Tries to speak more clearly but still uses too much Geordie dialect] What I'm saying is, they'll, like, if they had themselves proper jobs, ye knaw, for teh gan to, then they wouldn't dee it. Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I want a second series. Idiot. At the bottom of the net! Have you all got your fun packs? . It's not hardcore super-sex. and has combined these two passions at festivals from Iceland to Malawi and beyond. Alan Partridge: You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. 27. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Thanks for signing up. Have you had your breakfast this morning, Robert? Im 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net! My backside pleads with me to continue but I resist, and in a few seconds the itch subsides on its own, as I knew it would.10 I, I woke with a start, at first I thought I had trumped myself awake again - it was summer so there was lots of fresh vegetables in our diet. How are you? ", 17. Tony Hayers: Well, unfortunately for you, I am the Chief Commissioning Editor of BBC Television. Bang! When I finally got there, all they had done was dig a big hole. Even more exciting, it has now been confirmed that Alans loyal yet long-suffering PA Lynn Benfield will also be returning for the new chat spoof. On the perfect Valentine's Day: "That is the best Valentine's I've had in eight years." You're sacked! Y'know, a lot a' them's from broken hawmes. I will remain Pontius Partridge. 17. Picture that for a second - a blob of tofu the size and shape of a brain. All wrapped up in a pretty little bow. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last minute rush for the only seat remaining next to a tall, handsome man with long hair, it was the seventies; Buckaroo! [Alan walks into the Linton Travel Tavern and goes up to the reception desk, singing Queen's "Killer Queen"]. Clearly likeable and easy to get along with especially with her boss absent Lynn provides a much-needed counterbalance. Partridges description of ITV training a group of young offenders sounds like a season of Thread. In Series 1, Lynnsrepeated attempts to sabotage Alans evening with Jill are apparent, and her reasons for her loyalty in the face of so little money her salary eventually rises to 9,500 could easily be based in romance. Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony? Tony Hayers: Why would I want to do that? Michael: OK. Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow. Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. I mean, people forget that traders need access to * DIXONS *! It begin in forest in Germany John: What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jack Michael: What's the one with the, with the volcano, and it splits up and a big rocket comes out with all Chinkies jumping up and down? Its clear and simple., He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. Partridge, despite being a radio DJ, does not have the extensive musical knowledge that you would expect from someone in this profession. And yell at them get out of the area! And watch them panic! Yawn and scratch. She's living with a fitness instructor. The pace of the Mgane is too quiet to be qualified as fast. Lynn, get rid of her. I think I'd have to say "The best of Alan Partridge quotes." "The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1000 degrees, if I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will burst out.could go your way, could go mine. Could go your way; could go mine. Glanalang, langalangalanga, nobody does it better - and I'm a naked woman in silhouette with a gun, spinning round - Makes me feel sad for the rest. What's going on?" Erm, do you know you've got chocolate on your face? Aidan Walsh: I really hate to do this to you, Alan, but it's actually a song about Paul Tool: Yeah, bloody Sunday is actually about a massacre in Derry in 1972. Great individually, but put them together and you have something quite special. Wh-what is it you want? Imagine ITV is a housing estate. Alan Partridge: That's about right. Just stop it!" Alan Partridge: Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. Alan Partridge: If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken. Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer, Robert Moon. Peter Linehan: Has he given you another series? I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the pinnacle of his Blue Peter career. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! Tony Hayers: We don't owe you a living. Alan Partridge: You know what this room says to me? And if you do Alan Partridge: [Interrupting] Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro. Two sailors sit down and have a game of chess. I mean medium height. Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. Each Alan Partridge quote is unlike anything you have ever read before. I've got one here. For ten pounds you get a very good book and a free torch - a Danco nightstick, as used in futuristic series The X-Files. That's all I wanted to know. [they smile coyly at each other. So that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records. [Alan gets up from his seat and thrusts the cheese into Tony Hayers' face]. But theres no affection, maintains Alan. You'd say 'You look nice John'", Alan, it seems, is happier in Norfolk these days than London, which he has put firmly behind him, Alan on London: "Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. Never, never criticise Muslims. My audience is divided into early morning farmers and late night returning ravers., Alan on the emotional trauma of having shot a man dead on his talk show: Haunt is a very powerful word Niggle? I say, 'Right. Right, and then, and then, it cuts to James - Roger Moore - and er, yes, he's with a lady. This is der Autobahn! 20. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast. Blow 'im to bits. Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. Alan Partridge; Online Features; More from Culture. Alan Partridge: Yep, fair point. You know what this room says to me? That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Alan Partridge is a fictional character portrayed by English comedian Steve Coogan. Today in Entertainment History: Release of Chinese Democracy, Why People Line Up for Flying Saucers Thanksgiving Pies, Atlanta Icon TI Details Trap City Cafe Restaurant Need Affordable Housing, American Music Awards 2022: here is the complete list of winners, Taylor Swifts Midnights Returns to No. Enjoy it. Partridge tries to settle a heated dispute at a power station. [Jill has just smeared Alan with chocolate mousse, there is a knock at the door. 22. It was Joni Mitchells Big Yellow Taxi, a song in which Joni complains about paving heaven to set up a parking lot, a measure that would have actually reduced traffic jams on the outskirts of the city. I'll tolerate one, but not both. Alan Partridge: I like the, uh, I like those earrings. Alan Partridge: That's about right. LIST: Some Of Alan Partridge's Mightiest Musings. Alan Partridge: [Stepping into the lift] Well, there you go. You can use this Alan Partridge quote in a situation where a lover professes their love to you, but you do not feel the same way I'm going to hump you, like Deputy Dawg would hump you. Have you watched these big hits on HBO Max, Disney+, Netflix, and more? Everyone's here. Especially no Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb, which actually improves with every read. and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. LIKE our Facebook page here..http://on.fb.me/15xCXE6Visit our website here..http://alanpartridgeworld.com/10 Alan Partridge Quotes and clips that will ha. Alan Partridge: [talking to them over a speakerphone] Hello, it's Alan again. Alan Partridge: Lynn, message from Alan. ", Alan on Sonja: Im 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!, Alan discusses sexuality: "In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve. It's soup you can eat - that's not so liquid. Jason: [putting a party hat on Alan's head] Wahey! Alan then bursts in through the double doors]. Alan Partridge: Uh, have a go on the loo? I've had enough of that! Partridge reveals his deep desires if he gets the chance to fly a helicopter. The proof is in the pudding and in this case the pudding, is a football Could someone clear that shit away, please? Alan Partridge: Well, I'll live with that. On keeping. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. My girlfriend's 33. ", 7. As I'm sure, er, as I'm sure you are, sir. Straight away you've got them by the jaffas.. 2023. Alan Partridge Quotes. Enjoy it. Alan Partridge Quotes Each quote on this page will make you groan. He comes out. I cut it right in half, right? The ratings were a ninth of what we could have expected, they started badly, they got worse Alan Partridge: [mimicking him] They started badly, they got worse Oh, oh, your programs, your programs Tony Hayers: Now, you're making a fool of yourself. [He shuts the door. Alan Partridge: Why are you wearing that snazzy cardigan? There's a demonstration model tied to the chair with a skipping rope by that woman. high school You're not ordinary, you're French! Alan Partridge: Well, that's not really gold, is it? Cooking in prison. Still, good news about the chocolate oranges. I said, you too to a new face. Not unless it had been stunned. We're NME and we're here to bring you a tasty selection box containing some of the best quotes from Alan Partridge 's brand new, Audible exclusive, debut podcast, From . Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going., Alan on public speaking: Quick tip for yourself. Alan Partridge: Right, well, I'm afraid, Susan, I've got some very bad news. It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands. ", Alan discusses honesty: "I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said 'How do I look?' Love is in the air! But Lynns affection towards Alan is often commented on by fans, even in the face of her bosss apparent disdain and total lack of care. Michael: [serving them their desserts] Here you go. Lynn: Good. 36. r/AlanPartridge. On keeping personal and private lives separate: "Lynn's not my wife. Alan Partridge: That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. 30 years ago (August 9, 1991, to be precise), Alan Partridge was unleashed on the world and few would have predicted that the character would still be tough and cause laughter three decades later. Alan Partridge: I'm leaving you, you cow! Do you want to want to smell it? Welcome March with discounts on gadgets for your home. I'm gonna have to tell some other Russians. 1. Quotes.net. Despite this, Lynn was personable and socially adept (unlike her client), and was clearly well-liked by the employees of Linton Travel Tavern. Would you like a second series of your chat show? You're sacked! Even then it's going to weigh the best part of a ton. The worst thing I'd ever done was kick a pig - School trip to Heston Farm, 1964, I maintain it was self-defence., Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell., Sport, on the other hand, is straightforward. Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. Lynn Benfield: The accountants say that since you've definitely not got a second series at the BBC you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions and close the office down. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? Alan Partridge: Very cheap to make. What a beautiful song. Valentine's Day today, eh? Let me tell you something about the Titanic, people forget, people forget that on the Titanic's maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg! ", 4. Now, first award tonight is for best Christ. It features Alan Partridge, a tactless and inept radio DJ, after he has been left by his wife and dropped from the BBC. (commenting on random clips of football/soccer matches in a build up to the upcoming 1994 FIFA World Cup): Shit! 21. But what is the burning issue? 12 episodes were produced. Pat Farrell: I used to dream about growing old with someone I love. Like little tears, little wax tears dripping from your ears because they're sad. Prior to joining Mashable, Tim was a Senior Web Editor at Penguin Random House, helping to relaunch the Rough Guides website and other travel brands. Alan Partridge: Went to Silverstone. Alan Partridge: Hm. It's not the Gulf War. Id spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds dressed as 20-year-olds, listening to contemporary music of every genre Britrock, heavy maiden, gang rap, brakebeat. 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